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02/11/2017 - 2017 Test

Oh you best believe if you are reading this, FTW Gaming is going to troll.  Sure were older but daaamn we be good


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02/11/2017 - Zoom

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08/28/2009 - Test Day
You can DO it!!!!!!!!
    
    
   
FIRST QUESTION :

Y
OU  ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND  PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU  IN?





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ANSWER
:  IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
THEN YOU ARE  ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
SECOND PERSON AND  YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
BUT DON'T  TAKE AS MUCH TIME
AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION,  OK?



SECOND QUESTION :
I
F YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
(SCROLL  DOWN)





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ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU  ARE.....
  WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE  NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


THIRD QUESTION :
V
ERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR
.
TRY IT.



TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000
NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW  ADD ANOTHER 1000
.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....





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DID YOU GET 5000 ?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100 ...



IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?  


MAYBE  YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT....  MAYBE...



FOURTH QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:

  1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI,  4. NONO, AND ???
  2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?







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DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO!
OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
HER NAME IS MARY!
READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!







OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:





A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE  PURCHASE IS DONE.
NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES  HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





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IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!



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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.


Posted By: Vanilla_Mack

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07/21/2009 - Did somebody say pie?


Posted By: DJ_Nachoman

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07/17/2009 - Take That Bitch
07/08/2009 - The French didnt retreat, they waited for the right time
07/07/2009 - Get Owned
07/03/2009 - Life In The Small Town

I’m going to start to write down some things that I see on a regular basis in the small town of Pembroke. Man I’m sure there is something wrong with the water here.

Let’s start off by saying it has been raining for almost a week straight and here are some observations over the last few days.

1. IT IS NOT a great idea to decide to climb onto your roof with a pressure washer to clean out your roof ducts WHILE IT IS POURING RAIN!

2. IT IS NOT a great time to wash your car in your boxers in the rain because you will not have get out the hose. I know everyone gets a little wet during the washing process, but a bathing suit would be a better option.

3. If you ask the Taco Bell employees for minimal lettuce on a taco, they will respond with, "Sorry Sir, All We Have Is Iceberg Lettuce"

4. IT IS NOT appropriate to talk about cousins getting married (at dinner) to close loved ones that might want to join the family =)


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06/07/2009 - Hillarious

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